exceptdissent:

exceptdissent:

WHAT

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

First bellevue farmers market of the year with the cutest goofball in this damn town.

cutlerish:

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

Thank you for this.

deathlehem:

george michael has a poster that just says “music”

theironingpatriot:

pyrrhiccomedy:

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

OH MY GOD???